Start by admitting, from cradle to tomb, it isn’t that long a stay! Life is a cabaret, old chum, it’s only a cabaret, old chum, and I love a cabaret!
Life is a cabaret, old chum. Come to the cabaret!
It’s good to have a lot of once-in-a-lifetimes in your lifetime. If you get the chance to skydive, go skydiving. If you’re offered a part in a weird Shakespeare play in San Diego, slap on some tights and rock out some iambic pentameter. If you’re offered the opportunity to have a swastika painted on your ass, glitter on your nipples, and to simulate sex with a man and a woman behind a curtain, go for it…provided it’s Cabaret on Broadway and not in some dude’s basement.
Neil Patrick Harris