toddallison: i alternate a lot between “why do people like me oh my god your taste is horrible” and “why doesn’t everyone absolutely adore me i’m so hilarious and cool and charming” because no one hates me more than i do but no one loves me more than i do either
I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone...– Liz Lemon (via imalwaysincluded)
rawrosawrus: stfuconservatives: dammitjean: selfhamsupportgroup: An atheist liberal pacifist democrat evolutionist muslim feminist socialist gay jew communist catholic unionist abortionist professor (and a member of the ACLU and NAACP) was bitching at a college class and she told the class that she was a strong independent menstruating womyn and she was going to prove that there is no GOD...
1612th: breadandfire: 1612th: hi DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS?????? what
shialabeouffalowildwings: ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum gets emotionally attached to Glee. i literally just spit out my coffee
What I Won't and Will Miss
termofart: The great Nora Ephron passed away yesterday, aged 71, following a battle with leukemia that began in 2006. She had many strings to her bow, but most notably wrote the screenplays to some of the best loved films ever to grace the big screen, many of which she also directed and produced. She wrote the following lists — of things she won’t and will miss — in 2010 and used them to close...
livefromthenypl: Happy Birthday to the late, hilarious Gilda Radner, who would have been 66 today. Of course, we had to post her famous SNL sketch, “Baba Wawa at Large”. Thank you for paving the way for so many clever, funny women.
brokebackdestiel: my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching
Glossylalia: The Evolution Of Guttenberg: A Study... →
glossylalia: 14kgoldnyc: glossylalia: 14kgoldnyc: glossylalia: glossylalia: cunext2sday: Upon concluding the recording of our podcast this week (which should be up in a few days), Messica and I got to thinking: who is the Steve Guttenberg of our generation? And the next? The rules of Guttenberg seem simple enough, but can be… Sorry. I’ll never accept a goyische Guttenberg. ...
My mother is sooooo drunk right now. Fuck this is funny.
fangirlingismydivision: iamutterlysherlocked: ...
When you see crappy-ass movies just ‘cause your...
tumbloler: and then you’re like:
Obamacare is socialized medicine,” says the Republican Party. No, no — excuse me...– President Obama Should Seize the High Ground - NYTimes.com Actually, Friedman is probably right that Obama should just sell his record … and sell it hard and uncompromisingly. (via cplong) He… and the Democrats. Stop trying to hide. Stop letting the GOP set the tempo or draw the lines. Go out...
Signal boost: The "Genocide" Awareness Project...
communism-kills: cannibaljackrabbit: So Genocide Awareness Project came to my campus today and I just spend the better part of the afternoon counter protesting them. Here are a few photos. Read More Signal boost. TW for highly offensive and misleading images.
things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone whether or not they drink coffee if they ever forget to eat how honest they are with themselves (and others) if...
You've really got to hand it to short people.
ugotta-love-it: Because they often can’t reach it
Police officer: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
I had a dream last night that Edward Norton was my boyfriend. He was my age but he was still an actor and also he seemed to be a family friend. Also apparently my subconscious thinks that he was in Back to the Future.
theepichumor: Not wearing socks #YOLO Forever alone #SOLO Marco #POLO Condom broke #OHNO Forever trollin’ #TROLLOL You like men? #HOMO Bitches be crazy #FOSHO Cold outside? Drink hot #COCO Got no house #HOBO Toy on a string #YOYO Villain in power puff girls #MOJOJOJO Dont get caught by the #POPO It’s not funny to get hit in the #ELBO Can I touch ya boob? #NONO