February 2012
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maxfuckingbemis:
cisgender:
i have to go figure out how a hot dog works. i’ll get back to you later, tumblr
this sounds like the concluding line on an episode of the amanda show
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tomgustin:
if i blog here
if i just blog here
would you blog with me and
just forget the world
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kaleidoscopeyes:
Rachel G: If you don’t ship Jesus/Judas, man
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So my new roommate just walked in the room with...
and I was still in bed because I don’t have classes on Friday, and I was like in the middle of a dream and they kind of woke me up but they’re entitled because it was fucking 11:00 in the morning and they have lives, and so I was really out of it like you usually are when you just wake up and also I couldn’t see anything because I didn’t have my contacts in yet, and I think...
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Smash: Abridged. Brilliant. →
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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“There won’t be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they...”
– (via shitmydadsays)
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“Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal. Highway or side streets. Kiss...”
– Ned the Pie Maker (via little-known)
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Watchthedailywhat:
Kickass Kid of the Day: When convicted killer Thomas Andrew Woods grabbed 7-year-old Brittney Baxter inside a Walmart in west Georgia, she immediately recalled her Stranger Danger training and began kicking and screaming as hard as she could.
Brittney was in the toy aisle when Woods approached her and began talking to her before abruptly grabbing her and making for the exit. She...
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“I scream, you scream, we all scream ‘cause you faked your death.”
– Olive Snook (Kristin Chenoweth) from Pushing Daisies
Season 1 episode 5: “Girth” written by Katherine Lingenfelter
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So tired bruh
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
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“When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and...”
– Andy Warhol (via everythingisstatic)
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friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
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I'm trying to stop my obsession so I've made a...
and now I actually feel empty inside.
What the hell is wrong with me?
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mosby:
leasbreasts:
i think people forget pennsylvania exists.
lets all take a deep sigh for pennsylvania
i only remember because anna lives there
I only remember because that’s where I am right now
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
a-raccoon:
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and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
oh my god.
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